Ellen DeGeneres [1] showed up to host her show on Tuesday with a very small but very noticeable new accessory: a tiny cast on her ring finger. And being the hilarious woman that she is [2], Ellen decided to tell her audience all about how her new injury happened. "So you know how in gymnastics when you do a one-handed cartwheel and you have to spread the weight evenly between all your fingers?" she asked. "Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door." She went on to say that after she and wife Portia de Rossi [3] arrived home after a dinner party, their dogs were so excited to see them that she missed her step and went straight into a door. Of course, the laughs didn't end there. After showing a slightly gruesome photo of her finger, she revealed her hospital shenanigans, including laughing at the phrase "you'll feel a little prick" and being asked for a selfie from a guy who had just been hit by a bus. LOL.