You already know the actual winners of the 2015 Oscars [1], but in light of all those seriously awkward moments [2] and all the audience reactions [3], we have a few more to hand out. We're calling attention to the night's most talked-about moments [4], the biggest fails, and more. Keep reading to see who really should have taken home an award, but not for the reason they'd hoped.

Most Creative Use of Dish Gloves: Lady Gaga

Best Red Carpet Appearance in a Literal Supporting Role: Jennifer Aniston

Most Enthusiastic Joke Participant: Steve Carell

Most Unnecessary Targets of Nomination-Related Jokes: Jennifer Aniston and David Oyelowo

Creepiest Facial Area Touching in a Presenting Role: John Travolta

Most Eloquent Pronunciation of "Lady Gaga": Julie Andrews

Least Effort Made to Pronounce Presenters' Names Correctly: Neil Patrick Harris

Most Intense Front-Row Conversation by an Unconfirmed Celebrity Couple: Jared Leto and Lupita Nyong'o

Strangest Teleprompter Malfunction Cover-Up: Terrence Howard

Most Unnecessary and Longest Running Joke: Neil Patrick Harris and the Prediction Box

Most Surprised by Own Win: Eddie Redmayne

Most Unexpectedly Sensational Performance: Lady Gaga

Most Enthusiastic Lego Oscar Reception: Oprah Winfrey

Most Dedicated and Consistent Photobomb Execution: Jared Leto

Most Awkward Moment For an Immigration Joke: Sean Penn

Honorable Mention: Brendadirk Cramplescrunch