It's been a little over a year since Prince William and Kate Middleton welcomed their second child [1], forever changing Prince George's little life. In the last three years, it's safe to say that George has mastered living in the royal spotlight, and we like to think that he's already started sharing those learnings with his younger sister, Princess Charlotte. George's reaction [2] to the pregnancy news may have been less than favorable, but he more than made up for it with his excited appearance at the hospital to visit Charlotte [3] for the first time, and then again at their day out at the Trooping the Colour parade [4]. We have a feeling he's already a great big brother, so keep scrolling for all the life lessons he'll impart upon Charlotte in the coming years . . . if he hasn't already.
How to Dress While Meeting Foreign Dignitaries
Bathrobes or bust.
How to Nail the Royal Wave
They might still be working on this one!
How to Make a Proper Royal Entrance
It's not a royal entrance unless you're endlessly squirming.
Where to Put Everything Anyone Gives to You
In your mouth, obviously.
What to Do to Everything You're Holding
Just chuck it at the ground.
What to Do With Mommy's Hair
It smells REALLY good.
What ELSE to Do With Mommy's Hair
It also tastes good.
How to Play Coy When You're in the Spotlight
"Don't look at me."
How to React to Commoners
Make it clear that you do not have time for them.
How to Casually Rock Shorts
The key is looking like you're flawless and acting like you know it.
How to Act Around Other Children
"Who are you? And why are you in my way?"
How to Make It Clear That You're Unimpressed
"You're dismissed."
What to Do With Any and All Gifts
Immediately discard.
And, Obviously, How to Wiggle
Like There's No Tomorrow
