Stephen Colbert [1] took the hosting chair on his Late Show debut on Tuesday, and his first guest was none other than George Clooney [2]! George didn't actually have anything to promote, so he shared a hilarious fake movie clip [3] and chatted about his wife, Amal. Stephen asked George what it's like to be the "arm candy [4]" now, since Amal is an accomplished international law and human rights attorney and a "very serious person," to which George joked, "[I feel] shiny and pretty. That's mostly what I do now."