Poor George Michael just can't stay away from parks and trouble. News of the World reports:
News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.
When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:
"I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!"
Why can't George just be happy with his hottie boyfriend. Things were going well for George again and then he regresses back to his dirty ways. Poor George needs help. Click here for the entire sick story.