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Greasy Firecrotch

It's amazing that people even care what Brandon Davis is doing but he is still being followed and currently looking greasier than ever while soaking up the sun in Maui. Back in May we were shocked and disgusted when greasy Brandon Davis went off, on camera, dissing Lindsay Lohan. He called her poor, made fun of her ex, Wilmer, and even more memorable, made the term "firecrotch" the most over used word of the year. Brandon finally apologized but we could not get over his vulgarity. He also kicked off the theme of crotches which would later be flashed by most young starlets this year including Paris, Britney and LL. Let's hope 2007 brings us classy girls who close their legs, know how to exit vehicles and wear proper undergarments. As for Brandon, we're not sure there is much hope for him but since we never want to see anyone miserably fail, let's hope he can get clean and by that we mean shower and sober.

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BeachBarbie BeachBarbie 10 years
Pop, I totally agree..I can't believe people are following this repulsive guy, either.
cari907 cari907 10 years
in the 1st pic it looks like lindsay is laughing like she thinks showing her crotch is funny lol idk i watched the parent trap last nite lol she was so cute this little girl and now look at her ugh gross
Aggie Aggie 10 years
Bleh! Bleeeh! That's all I want to say. Yep. That's it. Bleh! ______________________________________ \Don't chase the beat of your heart/
playsindirt playsindirt 10 years
He should hook up with Britney - they are both skanky greaseballs with no class. I guess money can't buy you everything.
Ms_Magnificent1 Ms_Magnificent1 10 years
He is gross and ignorant...I can't stand him or any of the people that he associates with or has associated with (Paris, Mischa B, Lindsay,etc.). He better be glad he is a trust-fund baby because, he definitely cannot make a decent living on his own...sad but true!
Imabeliever Imabeliever 10 years
Oh I am SOooo sick of Blohan, Davis, Jenner, Richie, Hilton, the Ashley Twin Twizzle Sticks, Pimpson and his dipstick whore clan and Britt.....can we put them all on a crusie liner and have it "accidentally" be hit by friendly fire, sink and have no survivers. Please please please!!! ______________________________________________________ King and Queen of Crazy Town!
paigesweetkisses paigesweetkisses 10 years
lol at the team firecrotch shirt.. he's so nauseating
DulceSkye DulceSkye 10 years
He's repulsive.
Rebbecca Rebbecca 10 years
He is absolutely disgusting!!
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 10 years
That was all the way back in May he did the firecrotch rant? Wow, time flies!
purpleisafruit purpleisafruit 10 years
I was going to say the exact same thing, ariel. Bad Elvis though, right?!
ariel_38668 ariel_38668 10 years
He looks like Elvis
psucksliterally psucksliterally 10 years
He has a severe sweating problem because he is on coke 24/7.
Jillness Jillness 10 years
I am still mystified by the grease...He has the money to get the best clarifying shampoos out there. Why doesn't he use it? Not trying to be mean, seriously...why doesn't he get some help with that? Hmmm.
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
Why do we care about this slimeball? He is beyond repulsive. :puke:
summer-roberts summer-roberts 10 years
I agree Jillness. "most" means the majority. I dare Pop to find one other young starlet besides these 3 that had a bare crotch shot. This guy is low life scum riding on a famous last name with famous friends. Brandon needs to clean up his life and all associated with him should do the same.
sherale sherale 10 years
Brandon looks nasty and greasy, Lindsey looks nasty and stank, only one missing from the sene is Britany.
Jillness Jillness 10 years
I have an issue with the phrase, "flashed by most young starlets this year...". MOST? The classy ladies kept it together this year, it was only the bottom of the barrel that flashed their bits. You can try and make it seem like it was a common occurance, but it was an "accident" that no respectable celebrity had this year.
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