Gwyneth Paltrow [1]'s annual Goop gift guide is here, and in addition to practical items like hostess gifts and cute picks for kids [2], she's also made sure to include a few astounding, over-the-top, totally absurd gifts as part of the "Ridiculous, but Awesome" guide. We've rounded up nine of the most insane picks, from a stuffed animal chair (yes, really) to a yellow submarine straight from a Beatles album cover.
An Actual Yellow Submarine ("And the Band Begins to Play")
Y.Co Personal Yellow Submarine [4] (price upon request)
Hey, Whatever Floats Your Boat
Royal Spa At-Home Float Tank [5] ($16,500)
This Clutch, Because Fries Before Guys (and Rent, Apparently)
Judith Leiber French Fries Rainbow Clutch [6] ($5,695)
An Exclusive 5-Day Wine Experience in France
Clos 19 French Provenance in Bordeaux and Cognac [7] ($57,375 for four people)
A Champagne Glass That Should Really Just Be in a Glass Case
Puiforcat Rose Gold Champagne Tumbler [8] ($2,590)
Literally a Private Island
Sotheby's Realty Private Island in Belize [9] ($6,000,000)
Just a Bunch of Stuffed Flamingoes Made Into a Chair
AP Collection Miss Flamingo Sheepskin Chair [10] (price upon request)
A Chocolate Cutter, Because Who Needs Hands?
Gentner Chocolate Cutter [11] (price upon request)
A Tree . . . For Your Shoes
Joined + Jointed Shoe Tree [12] ($6,600)