If you watch The Walking Dead [1], you'll know that one of the most alluring new characters is none other than Jesus. Those icy blue eyes, that disdain for authority, that beanie . . . all these factors mix together to remind us that Jesus is kind of a babe [2]. Here's the thing, though: when you shave off that beard and trim that hair, actor Tom Payne gets, like, 100 times hotter. Don't believe us? We've got a whole pile of pictures to prove our point, complete with the very thoughts you'll be thinking when you behold them.

Yes, This Is the Same Person. Like, What?

Jesus (Literally)

Fetch the Floaties, We're Drowning in Those Eyes

It HURTS

Holy Popped Collar, Batman!

Where Has He Beanie All My Life?

All He Needs Is His Own Independent Coffee Roastery and I'm His

We'll Take 100 of These, Thanks

He Even Reads, So

Should've Guessed He'd Look Fine as Hell in a Tux, TBH

Suit? Check. Tie? Check. Burning Desire? CHECK