Leave it to Idris Elba to make a story about "sculpting his beautiful body out of sand" sound like a Nicholas Sparks novel. During promotion for his upcoming film The Mountain Between Us [1], the English actor indulged in reading some fan fiction about himself. Even though most of the stories are pretty absurd, Idris manages to handle the whole thing like a pro by keeping a straight face, although he can't help but let out a giggle over the last one. Let's just say there are "puff pastries" involved.