The Jason Momoa [1] that we all know and love is a giant man [2] with tons of tattoos [3] and long, tousled hair; strands that look like they could be conditioned with a mix of coconut oil and volcanic ash from the island of Maui and highlighted by a lovely sea salt and lemon spray. But there was a time — a time long ago, like 2000 [4] — when Jason rocked a short haircut that really showed off his amazing eyes and distinctive eyebrows. After a period of wearing dreadlocks and a long ponytail, Jason went short again in 2013. We truly can't decide which length is more handsome [5], so we're just not going to. Sit down, take a deep breath, and scroll through these throwback snaps, then see how hot Jason looks when he's wearing glasses [6].
HEY THERE.
Wait, WHAT?
YOOOOOOO.
What in the HELL?!
*Rubs eyes to make sure this isn't a mirage*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HOLY. . .
DONE. Bye.
