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Jenny's Funny Marriage Theories

Jenny's Funny Marriage Theories

Jenny and Jim are obviously crazy about each other, as we all saw during Tom and Katie's wedding weekend. So we can't figure out why Jenny just keeps talking about why she won't marry Jim. On one hand, it's probably hard to take marriage seriously in a culture where three or four marriages are the norm. But that doesn't seem to be what the problem is as far as Jenny is concerned. Here's more:

"I'm very, very happy. We're both comfortable not getting married. We like the Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell theory. "I'm very comfortable not having to have a certificate. I think there's something wonderful about people wanting to stay together because they want to stay together. "I have this theory that I wrote in my last book about marriage licenses. They should almost be like driver's licenses, after four years they expire and you have to renew them. "It's also a bit romantic because after four years you go, 'You know what, I still love you kid. Let's get married."

The problem with that theory is in Hollywood most couples don't make it to four years! Maybe celebs should just get marriage permits. If they make it past the one year mark they can graduate to the four year plan. For more pics of Jen and her ginormous sunglasses just






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gapeach gapeach 10 years
Wow....that smiley was not what I wanted. lol. I meant to just have a plain smile. Oops.
gapeach gapeach 10 years
I love her whole ensemble, including her hair, which just so happens to look a lot like the cut I'm rocking this year. :o) I think it's admirable of them to not rush into marriage, or to get married just because it's the "next thing" to do.
rubialala rubialala 10 years
She looks fantastic here. I think this is great advice, especially for Hollywood couples. Also, she is a much better source to take marriage advice from than Pam Anderson.
vmruby vmruby 10 years
If it works for them why not???? It sure doesn't seem like she's having any major issues adjusting to the way things are.Besides isn't she just recently divorced?I say smart move Jenny because it sure beats the hell out of appearing in divorce court after a few months of marriage.......
MrsJigglesworth MrsJigglesworth 10 years
fab coat!!
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
I'm just glad that they have enough sense to wait until they are ready and not end up just another divorce. I love that coat! We need to find it!
ccsugar ccsugar 10 years
I want that coat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
notoriousrem_22 notoriousrem_22 10 years
i love her, i love her jacket and i love her theory on marriage... "stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase sky's the limit."
nicachica nicachica 10 years
omg, can someone please FabFind that fabulous coat? i'm such a dork but i still don't know how to make one!
Luna13 Luna13 10 years
i lurve her coat its fantabulous! hey everyone has different views about marriage, if they feel comfy with that choice then im happy for them, personally i love the concept of marriage and the whole planning of the event!!
LaurenG22 LaurenG22 10 years
i love her. But honestly, WHO THE FUCK CARES IF SHE IS GETTING MARRIED!!!????
Midnightkiss4u09 Midnightkiss4u09 10 years
:ROTFL: at Valeri. That was funny.
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
indeed, hollywood wisdom. please let's have more pearls from the "marriage experts". perhaps britney or pam a could chime in here as well.
ugagirl ugagirl 10 years
Ah, the infinite wisdom of Jenny McCarthy. Yes, we should all take marriage advice from her.
Beautifulbarbie Beautifulbarbie 10 years
I was thinking the same thing JennaV.
JennaV JennaV 10 years
I was thinking the same thing....there is no way these 2 will make it another year, let alone 20+. I mean, they have been together like 6 months :oy:
psucksliterally psucksliterally 10 years
How can she compare her relationship with Jim to Goldie and Kurt who have been together 20 years? They SHOULD take it slow.....they are both divorced, have kids etc., and have been together what, 8 months? I just think she's a moron- not funny at all- famous for getting naked.
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 10 years
I agree with the comment.
perla perla 10 years
This is totally my theory on marriage
soccer_obsessed soccer_obsessed 10 years
i agree with everyone that said they agree with the comment :)
tabloidprincess tabloidprincess 10 years
I agree with the comment.
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
Her comment was cute ---- I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my Mikey you'll be.
ohsuri ohsuri 10 years
Not digging the clown blush.. nice jacket as well JessNess.
Fancy04 Fancy04 10 years
She is so cute. A lot of people don't want to marry. They just want to live together, nothing wrong with that.
JessNess JessNess 10 years
Im glad that she doesnt want to rush into anything specially coming off of a divorce. She is comfie where she is at so why change it. I love her coat!!!!!! I like to go to overseas places- like Canada! -Britney Spears
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