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Jess, Dax and Dane: A Pleasant Surprise!

Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook were on TRL this week promoting Employee Of The Month, which opens tomorrow! Jessica (say something nice) stood out in her green jacket and thigh-high boots and as usual she made her famous funny faces. Dane is my new crush, he is just so darn cute.

I was lucky enough to catch an advanced screening of Employee Of The Month last night and I must say I was pleasantly surprised! The movie centers around the employees of a Costco-like warehouse store in middle America. Dax Shepard plays Vince Downey, the obnoxious Head Cashier who also happens to be the reigning Employee of the Month for seventeen straight months! Dane Cook plays Zack Bradley, a measly box boy who could not be happier about his low-profile status. That is until beautiful new cashier Amy, played by you guessed it, Jessica Simpson, transfers from store 262. The rumor is that Amy has a history of falling hard for whomever is named Employee of the Month. Energized by his quest to win Amy's heart, Zack decides to step it up and compete against Vince for the coveted title.

Like I said, I was pleasantly surprised. The movie was smarter and funnier than I expected and the interaction between Dax and Dane was brilliant. Jessica did not actually have any real lines until about half way through the movie and the story was really more about the competition between Zack and Vince and less about Amy. A fun, light-hearted movie that will not disappoint! Besides, if The Departed is sold out then this is a funny alternative if you have your heart set on going to the movies this weekend.

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stone_soup stone_soup 10 years
dane is hot, and gorgeous! ____________________________________ Don't tick me off. Or you'll get it.
JennaV JennaV 10 years
I guess in the trailer, they wanted to make a stab at actual humor. In the commercials, they know the word of mouth has not been good and have to rely on boob jokes. :P
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
lol jennav, i don't know why i even offered that up. as if it's so deep that i don't want the "meaningful dialogue" to be misinterpreted.
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Oh, then i was confused. In the commerical, Andy Dick makes some kind of motion like he is talking about her nips and then the next thing you see is her going..."They're not bionic"
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
in the trailer i saw he's referring to her ears and says "i guess i should whisper" and she says "they're not bionic".
JennaV JennaV 10 years
One star....wayyyy harsh!!!! Not one bit surprised at all. The movie looks lame, Jessica Simpson is a TERRIBLE actor and Dane Cook is not only unfunny, but not hot. I hate the commercial when Andy Dick is talking about her rack and she goes "They're not bionic".....DURRRR!!! She sounds like such a moron. This movie will tank...The Departed comes out tomorrow as well and will wipe the floor with it.
dovima dovima 10 years
the movie got 1 star. ONE STAR PPL!
playsindirt playsindirt 10 years
There is something about her that is really unattractive.
azucar_maddy azucar_maddy 10 years
this movie seems like it would be hard to sit through. jessica needs to go hide out for a while.
snixy30 snixy30 10 years
Dane is not
tony20 tony20 10 years
Those two had an unscripted thing on AOL about this movie, and Jessica was sooooooooo weird. She had to read Kennebunkport. I knew that would throw her for a loop! haha She said, ohhhhhh, where's THAT???? Too funny. If anyone has AOL, you can watch it and know she shouldn't be doing ANYTHING unscripted =)
Cyn_MF_Cyn Cyn_MF_Cyn 10 years
I love Dane Cook. Hes so funny. Vicious Circle on HBO had me in tears, gasping for breath. Lol. I feel kinda bad for Jessica. Shes fallin apart at the seams. And PimpDaddy Simpson has her strung up... Dance puppet dance. Well, as for the movie.. Gonna wait til it comes on DVD in a few weeks. lol.
IglooLover IglooLover 10 years
Dane is such a mediocre comedian. He's shamed by so many other comedians that came before him, after him, currently compete with him...I don't see what people think is so funny. He's so inconsistent. He may have a funny riff, but then follows it up with 10 things that are completely stupid. Not a fan.
3ta_Mar1a 3ta_Mar1a 10 years
Jess looks absolutely horrible! She can't dress to save her life..and she's not a "movie star" in any way. The producers are jus using her to promote the shud really be the other guy who's the "Employee of the Month" who shud be promoting with Dane..but then again no one knows who he is. Anyway, she is a waste of space..and I wish she would get back together with Nick! She was soo much better with him!
LaurenG22 LaurenG22 10 years
I hope it does well, for dane and dax's sake... I HEART THEM!
yayita yayita 10 years
hope it does wel, for Jess's sake
lizzielou742 lizzielou742 10 years
Dane Cook sucks! All he does is rip off Brian Regan. He's a Brian Regan wannabe.
Sica Sica 10 years
Hahahah Jessica is mine tomorrow!! mua hua hua hua :mob:
PiscesJNJ PiscesJNJ 10 years
I will in no way see this movie. Jessica looks horrible.
AbbiCadabbi AbbiCadabbi 10 years
I actually wouldn't mind seeing this movie. For everybody EXCEPT her. Sounds to me like it's pretty much like her role in Dukes Of Hazzard. She barely had any lines in it either. She was just there to flaunt her T & A. (And imagine that, she's in the news again today.) :-P
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
I remember that. I remember thinking her legs looked weird
rancidgurl rancidgurl 10 years
does anyone remember the cover of rolling stone where jessica was in her underwear and held a mop? it was my first indication of how fugly and insane this one can look. at one moment she looks absolutely gorgeous- in the next she looks like a man. weird.
LaurenG22 LaurenG22 10 years
has she gone off her meds or something since she was divorced?? this is a crazy girl!
LaurenG22 LaurenG22 10 years
oh wait-- she IS tucking her jeans into her boots-- DAMNIT JESS you cant do ONE thing correctly?!
TruJrzyGirl TruJrzyGirl 10 years
She makes the same stupid faces, has the same stupid bug eyes and does the same stupid poses - freak flag, freak flag, freak flag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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