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Jessica Dumped and Moved On

We heard Jessica deny she was dating John Mayer while on The View yesterday. We thought it was a little off that she landed both People and US last week declaring she was in love. Now reports are saying she was dumped and while something may have been going on with Mayer, it was not a big deal - at least not to the grand scale the press made it out to be. Apparently his friends are even saying he is staying away from her because he thought the way her team made their relationship a media frenzy made her look desperate. So sad. But don't cry for Jessica yet, Life & Style is reporting that she has already moved on to model Markus Schenkenberg. Apparently the two were very cozy at Bungalow 8 last week. We'll believe it when we see it.


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MissRobinson MissRobinson 10 years
JennaV JennaV 10 years
That's the BEST case scenrio, missrobinson ;) ARRRGGHH! Very sad and p*thetic...
tabloidprincess tabloidprincess 10 years
Marcus is so handsome and so kind.
MissRobinson MissRobinson 10 years
Exactly JennaV. Hahaha the surreal life.. hahaa.
JennaV JennaV 10 years
For real!!! John Mayer has credibility and is VERY talented. Jessica can only hope to be on the surreal life and become one of the stars of a skinamax flick.
MissRobinson MissRobinson 10 years
FAT SLOB?? Yo lady watch out, I'll push you into a puddle. John Mayer aint no fat slob, and if he is, well at least he's mine. I'm so glad that blonde bimbo backed offa him. I didnt even need to get violent on her butt. The smartest thing shes ever done. I'm proud of her. GO JOHN MAYER. (by the way, I'm not a scary mean person, I dont normally push people into puddles.)
blOndiE7 blOndiE7 10 years
whoah!! she looks crazy in that pic!! haha too funny
TruJrzyGirl TruJrzyGirl 10 years
Ok ok, I agree, why would anyone want to date her for one reason: Her father. However, I think John Mayer, that fat slob is the one that needs publicity and NOT her. She gets more than enough. And all negative at that. But i did hear that is the reason John Mayer ditched her, he does not like publicity in his very private life.
Padraigin Padraigin 10 years
There are plenty of dumb rich people in this world. It's not like she invented a cure for herpes or solved the middle east crisis. She went where she was told, did what she was told, and at one point was appealing enough to make tons of my money for going and doing what daddy told her to.
siouxsie siouxsie 10 years
being rich doesn't make you smart. her daddy..though creepy as all the slick one.
Luna13 Luna13 10 years
hold on there ya'all!! She is single right? So therefore she can date or not date who she wants!! Whatever anyone says, she has made millions, cant be too dumb hey?
highsociety1 highsociety1 10 years
She's a dumb, talentless twat.
clepiau clepiau 10 years
I guess we can ALL go back to liking John Mayer now. ;) Note to all eligible bachelors: Being linked with Jessica Simpson will make your stock plummet! Oh, and Bwahahahaha re: that US Weekly cover. I know it's mean, but really, she was just asking for it.
Moongal Moongal 10 years
OH I hope it's not true, i don't want her to have Markus!! that dude is Hot!! its funny about John Mayer, he was probadly saying, this girl is a little wacked for me!! he was smart to get out of that crazy twisted Simpson Camp!! i just don't want her with Markus!!! grrrrrrrrrrrr
hotstuff hotstuff 10 years
Can someone tell me what she did with her eyes and nose?
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
Later Jenna V
sweet-pea sweet-pea 10 years
See ya Jenn!
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Oh damn! I have like 6 posts!!! LOL! Pad....very interesting. So sounds like a lie embedded by Camp Pimpson, huh? Girls....I have to stop watching Sugar Rush or else I will not get off of here. Will be back later :)
Padraigin Padraigin 10 years
Jenna, I think it's "p a t h e t i c" that gets flagged. And according to my friend Diana at People, they GOT the info about Jessica and John from "deep within the Simpleton camp"
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
totally off base but Hotgirl did u know that Nuddypants has the same boob avatar as u cept they bounce. Check it out hilarious
Hotgirl773 Hotgirl773 10 years
I think she is trying to find someone just because Nick has moved on & is happy. But she is just making her self look Nasty,Cheap,Slutty,Weiner-deprived,And just a mess. Get it together, you are the one that asked for the divorce.The grass ins't always greener on the other side when you have to mow it. :lost:
AbbiCadabbi AbbiCadabbi 10 years
She is looking more and more like a man these days. Especially at the VMAs last week. :-P
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Camp Pimpson
JennaV JennaV 10 years
I tried for the third time...maybe they don't like C*** P***son...
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Let me try the second part of the post... Camp Pimpson is doing a superb job of making Jessica look like even more of an ass and even more pathetic. Bravo!
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