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Jessica and John are Happy, Don't Ruin it With Words

Jessica and John are Happy, Don't Ruin it With Words

I'm pretty sure that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are awesome (yes, as I have previously admitted, I'm one of the few die hard Simpson Supporters), so I refuse to believe recent reports of things not being as rosy as they seem. Yes, no matter what Page Six tells me, I will wick off rumored unhappiness until they officially break up ( week). Here's more:

"John was extremely quiet and didn't speak a lot," said a source, while Jessica "just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair." The two were seen holding hands, but Simpson left Mayer for 20 minutes while she "fixed herself up for the camera" before heading back to their hotel.

See, puppy-dog eyes and hair-twirling are basically Jessica Simpson mating calls, not signs of desperation. I swear they're happy...pout.


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lula29 lula29 10 years
Jessica Simpson is 26 years old and dating that's it. She's young and she got married too young and got a divorce. A lot of that pressure came from her family, she's just now coming into her own as a woman. Good for her. She's doing what Britney Spears should be doing, exploring. She's not showing us her vagina, she's not whoring around with tons of different guys, she's not doing drugs, she's not becoming an anorexic. She's dating a guy who she finds interesting, there is no crime in that. The biggest crime she's ever committed has been listening to her parents too much, trying to follow their every rule. She's finally able to grow on her own and I bet she's really enjoying this relationship with John Mayer. Have fun girl.
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
Yay for Molly being a fellow Simpson supporter! :woohoo: PS - I hate when Jessica is all bundled up and wears open toe shoes. Ahhh that irks me to no end.
Tnkrbelli Tnkrbelli 10 years
Yikes...I really hope the best for her, BUT with that said she is so insecure it's just sad. HAHA, sorry for the following psychoanalysis: She is just everything that I wouldn't want to be in a woman...ALL focused on the outside appearance WITH NO substance on the inside to back it up! Clinging to John and doing all of that crap is just a way to mask all of the pain, just as shopping usually does for her. I dunno I think she needs to just take a time out and find herself. Maybe she is right now and I hope she comes back as a STRONG, self-assured lady instead of a self-portrayed ditz with no substance.
cubavalerie311 cubavalerie311 10 years
I was at the John Mayer concert last night in Orlando and they are definitely still together. She was in the sound booth, dancing to his music and taking pictures with her digital camera.
Athena1 Athena1 10 years
I use to be a John Mayer fan, but lost interest even before this was ever news. It doesn't make me care any more. Not a fan of Jessica Simpson either.
Aggie Aggie 10 years
Not a fan of Jessica. LOL @ "Jessica Simpson mating calls" xD ______________________________________ \Don't chase the beat of your heart/
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
well if they do break up, he'll probably say ..she broke my heart and I'm inspired, wrote a song about it, wanna hear it go............
GolferGirl GolferGirl 10 years
This is the stupidest thing Pimp Daddy has set-up so far.
kutiekatz90 kutiekatz90 10 years
i love john mayer. jessica simpson... eh, used to. but if they're really together and this isn't just a publicity thing, then i'm ok with it. i guess. ^.^*
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 10 years
She left for 20 minutes to fix herself up for the cameras?
Queenbe Queenbe 10 years
Ummmm...What is happening to the world?
playsindirt playsindirt 10 years
He's only in it for the t*ts ... she's only in it for the PR. Both of them are morons.
ohilovemybabies ohilovemybabies 10 years
He always looks like he is trying to escape her and she always looks like she belongs in a crazy house.. I for one will never find this chick cute ever again... she is old news lets all move unto bigger and better things...
mochaswiss mochaswiss 10 years
I'll admit she's starting to look happy and cute again, I was really worried about her last year...she looked awful. I don't know about this couple, still can't take them serious and I also agree with Ladylove...she supports John but couldn't support Nick...maybe within that year she matured a little.
Queenbe Queenbe 10 years
Ummm...what is happening to the world?
Ginger Ginger 10 years
It seems like he's usually walking a few paces ahead of her. You rarely see them walking side by side or looking like a couple. But maybe that's just to get away from the paps.
Justinsbelle Justinsbelle 10 years
I'm not really a fan of her. I wonder if it will last long? He is for sure no Nick Lachey.
kiki5571 kiki5571 10 years
I really like them together - I hope it works out
mar mar 10 years
ladylove, I hear you, but hopefully she has wised up. I think she now realizes she does not have that much talent be star in the relationship. I still think John is totally bi- sexual, not sure if Jess thinks so.
mar mar 10 years
I think they pulled her shoes out of Macy's. I am starting to warm up to her again, maybe because she seems a bit more humble. She was really annoying me last year. I still think this is a very strange pair, I feel like I can't take it too seriously. I think a lot of people just really hated her last year, and she knew it. I am into hating Britney now LOL
ladylove ladylove 10 years
It's still unforgiveable that she's supporting THIS man, and didn't do it for her husband, who did it for her. Hope she gets pregnant.
sashak sashak 10 years
eh, why not give them the benefit of the doubt...
Starbrite Starbrite 10 years
Her shoe line is bad. The knock offs at Target look better than hers. I will never like her again. Well, I would probaly like her if I never had to see her again.
ohilovemybabies ohilovemybabies 10 years
John looks more like a woman than Jessica... I always heard he prefered the company of men so I can see why he would be into her nuff said.. im out
Hollygolitely Hollygolitely 10 years
Artemis, her shoe line is horrible. Those are probably hers. LOL!
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