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Jessica Simpson's Stampede Ad — Sexy or Not?

Jessica Simpson's Stampede Ad — Sexy or Not?

Jessica Simpson landed herself a gig as the newest spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, and here's her first ad for the beer. She's still going for the sexy cowgirl look, so check it out (just click on the photo to make the ad bigger) and tell us — sexy or not?

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soccerchick soccerchick 8 years
Whats wrong with her face?!? It has the "I've had too many plastic surgeries" look. Man, she used to be so pretty. WTF happened? If she keeps it up, her nose is going to the route of Michael Jackson's.
jaan_black jaan_black 8 years
well, she looks good (good n airbrushed)...didn't think it had come to selling malt liquor just yet lmao, poor Jess
mushaboom mushaboom 8 years
Bad bad bad bad. The clothes, the whole look, so terribly dated. Plus it's Jessica Simpson, so...
italianblonde italianblonde 8 years
Hmm...interesting choice of things to promote. But I think if she just dressed normally it would have at least been a better picture.
kll421 kll421 8 years
she looks like she's about to sneeze
kll421 kll421 8 years
are you freaking kidding me??? she looks god awful
sima sima 8 years
Not. She looks weird I barely recognized her.
Zeinobia Zeinobia 8 years
Be Smart ,Drink Smart are nice catchy slogans but Jessica is not an example of Smart ladies !! She does not look smart in general and in this ad in particular
seattlelite seattlelite 8 years
Does she EVER close her mouth? Every single one of her pictures has that same open mouthed expression-check out her spread in Elle and you'll see what I mean.
Mykie7 Mykie7 8 years
I love Jess, but this ad is AWFUL! She looks like she's about to, um, well.... I can't say it because this is a family site, but guys would love it! LOL
myperry myperry 8 years
hahahahaha - i just spilled coffee all over my keyboard because i was laughing so hard when i saw this. She looks utterly ridiculous. That girl tries way too hard - she should just go on hiatus for a couple of years. Or try out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerlearders. I can't stop laughing
imcs imcs 8 years
I don't think someone who is known for being a ditz should be promoting "smart" drinking - and since when is drinking alcohol a smart move anyway?!?!? very disconnected
mar mar 8 years
the whole thing is silly. I have to say though, I am glad that she finally is realizing that she is no Chanel girl.
northernstar northernstar 8 years
she looks like a drunken whore
buggyslice buggyslice 8 years
Definitely not.
Melissa-Rae Melissa-Rae 8 years
She looks like she's gonna sneeze. You know when you first feel that tickle in your nose and you know its coming soon.
simbaspaws simbaspaws 8 years
Actually she kind of reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith here, when she used to look doped out..
simbaspaws simbaspaws 8 years
One word: Tranny!!! And that is not hot...and I generally like her..ughh
lily8206 lily8206 8 years
Not. At. All.
mlen mlen 8 years
the words hot tranny mess spring to mind
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 8 years
Hahaha ok yea she totally looks like "Uhhh what's going on here!??!?"
gigill gigill 8 years
Is it just me or does she not look like herself at all in this ad?
ASUGrad04 ASUGrad04 8 years
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH FOR ONCE!!!!!!!
GigglyGirl GigglyGirl 8 years
Vacant.
wicca_08 wicca_08 8 years
she looks like Jamie King.
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