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buffybot buffybot 9 years
my god jessica actually owns a pair of shoes that aren't hideous. I'm in shock.
serena serena 9 years
Jessica SImpson is in Harper's Bazaar this month (July, 2007) posing in a $23,610 FUR JACKET. I am litterly sickened by her.I think she is the biggest no-talent PHONEY. Good luck finding a man who's going to treat you great again, Jessica. LOL!
serena serena 9 years
Jessica SImpson is in Harper's Bazaar this month (July, 2007) posing in a $23,610 FUR JACKET. I am litterly sickened by her. I think she is the biggest no-talent PHONEY. Good luck finding a man who's going to treat you great again, Jessica. LOL!
trippa trippa 9 years
Thnaks fruitstiong, now I wonder who prepped her to try to remember that word for her full of lies "interview"
fruitstring fruitstring 9 years
Rousching is a sewing technique, but Jessica used a safety pin to apply rousching to the back of her bikini bottom to create the illusion of a more fuller butt. You guys have all seen it before and probably have a rousched blouse or dress in your closet. To see an example go to: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=vida_guerra_soul_train_2_big
fruitstring fruitstring 9 years
Rousching is a sewing technique, but Jessica used a safety pin to apply rousching to the back of her bikini bottom to create the illusion of a more fuller butt. You guys have all seen it before and probably have a rousched blouse or dress in your closet. To see an example go to: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=vida_guerra_soul_train_2_big
cari907 cari907 9 years
safety pin? wat?
cari907 cari907 9 years
safety pin? wat?
mar mar 9 years
everytime I see her the word "ridiculous" just comes to mind.
mwmsjuly19 mwmsjuly19 9 years
I lurve Scoop NYC. What a great place to get your shop on.
rubialala rubialala 9 years
I like her dress.
lorenashley lorenashley 9 years
wasn't this fool just talking about having "white girl syndrome" AKA no ass. she needs to keep her mouth closed.
tati33 tati33 9 years
:ROTFL: nyara...yea i dont understand the pin thing plus would that be dangerous if it stabbed you in the back? :Pummm, I am glad she is back to blonde and of course less orange!
tati33 tati33 9 years
:ROTFL: nyara... yea i dont understand the pin thing plus would that be dangerous if it stabbed you in the back? :P ummm, I am glad she is back to blonde and of course less orange!
MissBardot MissBardot 9 years
Yeah i don't understand the safety pin thing either...
Fancy04 Fancy04 9 years
Funny title.
Fancy04 Fancy04 9 years
Funny title.
acaladoobie acaladoobie 9 years
How would you use a safety pin to make it look like you have a butt?
JennaV JennaV 9 years
Well said, superfuzzykoala.
JennaV JennaV 9 years
Well said, superfuzzykoala.
superfuzzykoala superfuzzykoala 9 years
Could this girl please just SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR BODY!!!! We know that's all you have to offer to the world, but you'd be hard pressed to find 5 people that care, SHUT UP!!!!!!!! (Her sister is just as bad, talking about her boobs all the time...)I think it's funny that all of these accomplished actors like Reese Witherspoon came out and said the dumb blond act is harmful and needs to stop, yet this loser just drones on and on and on. I think she is really, REALLY, truly a stupid moron.
superfuzzykoala superfuzzykoala 9 years
Could this girl please just SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR BODY!!!! We know that's all you have to offer to the world, but you'd be hard pressed to find 5 people that care, SHUT UP!!!!!!!! (Her sister is just as bad, talking about her boobs all the time...) I think it's funny that all of these accomplished actors like Reese Witherspoon came out and said the dumb blond act is harmful and needs to stop, yet this loser just drones on and on and on. I think she is really, REALLY, truly a stupid moron.
RustyAngel73 RustyAngel73 9 years
I have too MUCH junk in the trunk. Got something for me, Jess?
laurenash1984 laurenash1984 9 years
This is the way I think Jess looks best...natural. And blonde def suits her better!
msmoney23 msmoney23 9 years
Don't worry, for no reason she annoys the crap out of me too.
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