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Jessica's Stupid New Assistant

Jessica's Stupid New Assistant

Not everyone on Jessica's payroll wants to kiss her ass. Apparently the new Cacee Cobb thinks she's too good to be Jessica's assistant. Ms Simpson's new hire has already been complaining to anyone who will listen that "she's too smart for this job and doesn't like it." We can understand not liking being a celebrity assistant but clearly she is stupid if she blabs about how she's too good for the job. She's just asking to be fired - unlike Ken Paves - Jessica's #1 man on her payroll. Looks like she is getting more action with Ken than any other man these days. Too bad for her that he's gay.

Lots more pics of Jessica supporting Ken's new salon opening and loving herself on the cover of Allure. Also at the event, Carmen Electra and Eva Longoria. Single girls unite for the love of hair so


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JennaV JennaV 10 years
Hopefully, her untalented arse will be do the obligatory Surreal Life and then head back to Texas. Only then, will our efforts have paid off ;)
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 10 years
Oh yes...We are the founding members with LIFE LONG memberships.
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Yes....and JK and I are the ultimate Camp Pimpson haters :evil: There are so many reasons I personally do not like her. I LOVE Pam Anderson though and people always trash her and I don't get bent out of shape. It's a celeb gossip site.
tabloidprincess tabloidprincess 10 years
Some of us hate Jessica because she strung along a man for ten years and dumped him in the end.
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Ditto what JK said as usual... I don't feel one bit sad for her. She is a grown ass woman and could make her own decisions if she wanted but she lets her pimp make them all for her and control her. :barf:
KimmiAnn KimmiAnn 10 years
I've had several gay guys for friends and most were BEFORE they came out....I knew they were but didn't push or prod. They don't see you as competition so they are brutally honest and not catty like women can be. I've always been honest with my friends though, I'm just not a jealous person. I want everyone to look and be their best! Believe in Magic!
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 10 years
Knowing is half that battle....the second is dumping her dad as her manager...he could not manage to wipe his ass properly so it's no wonder he is royally fucking up his daughters career.
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 10 years
She does not know it yet but she needs a lot of therapy
Deede Deede 10 years
Sometimes a Gay guy makes the very best friend. Ken looks like he truly cares for Jessica, and not because of the kiss. That's a kiss between friends. I don't know what Jessica did to make so many of you hate her, but as a women, I do my best to support ANOTHER WOMEN that is hurting. Women are way too tough on other women. I have never understood this... Jessica looks like a young women with a broken heart that is lonely, and is trying anything to fill up her lonely life. Wish she'd take a break and get her life back....
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
these are some really random - bad pictures. what's with the girl with the 2 broken arms? i'm confused. again jess, you let me down. don't make me go over to the dark side.
TNgirl TNgirl 10 years
If this new assistant is "too smart for this job and doesn't like it" then why did she start working for her in the first place?
Mrs-Lachey Mrs-Lachey 10 years
she has turned into the biggest joke ever!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Mrs-Lachey Mrs-Lachey 10 years
she has turned into the biggest joke ever!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!
DulceSkye DulceSkye 10 years
Pad, I couldn't agree more. Jessica's personal life and her career have been completely mismanaged. Uusally parents try and protect ther children from the world, but it really appears to me that Jessica's father threw her to the wolves. Money and fame were more important to him than managing this girl's career, and in essence, her future. I pity Jessica, whether she has money or not. These celebs spend as fast as they earn, which is why they need to remain working and in the spotlight. I don't see much of a career ahead for Jessica anymore, and with her addiction to shopping, that money will dry up eventually. And then where will she be?
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
As dumb as she is Id love to be her assistant. Im sure wed become the very best of friends and I could get her drunk and make lots of money off of her. ;)
Padraigin Padraigin 10 years
Luna, come on now. SHE divorced the "love of her life"? If he was the love of her life, she wouldn't have divorced him, now would she? She filed for divorce. Can't feel sorry for her because of that. She fired her best friend at her father's behest. Can't feel sorry for her there. She started hanging out with the Jackass crowd to be more edgy and she got burned by guys who absolutely live the credo "bros before hos." She tried to "trade up" because daddy said so and look where she is - a pitiful laughing stock. I feel for her only because she's just so freaking dumb (despite her mother's ridiculous claim of a 160 IQ) and such a freaking puppet for her sleazy daddy and it'll cost her more than a marriage and a friend. It could cost her a career. She has a very pretty voice that she doesn't know how to use properly and was never taught the basics of voice, despite what anyone might say. And someone needs to teach her enunciation.
AbbiCadabbi AbbiCadabbi 10 years
Can she not go ONE day without being in the news??? I think her Pimp Daddy is sitting around twiddling his thumbs everyday thinking of new stories about her to be plastered all over headlines. :-P It's sad, I used to like her. Not so much anymore. :-(
tabloidprincess tabloidprincess 10 years
Laughing my butt off at all these stupid pictures.
new2man new2man 10 years
o.k., that makes sense but all it said was that it was paves' new salon opening. Yes, I agree - poor kid wanted to meet her. Jessica won't be the last celeb to ruin her looks after becoming famous, but she is one of the saddest. I remember her when she was 16 doing the local radio show in Dallas and she just seemed like a sweet girl. Her father should be arrested for turning her into a stupid, lip inflated, tranny looking ho.
yayita yayita 10 years
Poor Jess, I hope things get better
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 10 years
Jessica's lips are now just a joke on their own...what was she thinking???
tony20 tony20 10 years
JK Boogie, I LOVE that picture. At first, I was like, who the HELL is that??? hahaha Everytime I see Jessica with those lips all stuck out like that, I think of a woodchuck with the big 2 front teeth sticking out. Either smile and show the teeth or close your mouth!
3Sweeties 3Sweeties 10 years
new2man, I would guess that she may be from make-a-wish or something like that, where sick kids get to have a dream fulfilled. Poor kid apparently wanted to meet Jessica.
ladylove ladylove 10 years
But she asked to be in the spotlight, she practically begged for the attention. And seeing how she looked in pics from last year when she was hanging with Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera, I can't feel that bad for her. She was "acting" like she was single. Where were the tears then?
3Sweeties 3Sweeties 10 years
Don't count your blessings yet JennaV- seems like they always send you any issues you missed when you re-subscribe. Just be very, very careful when you go to your mailbox.
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