Jessica has been having some bad luck in the man department. But after the end of her marriage, and rumored romances that have failed, Jessica has found a substitute for a man. She is now wearing a rooster necklace which she says is a symbol for the lack of sex in her life. The rooster is her "C word." Here's more:

"This is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. "I don't have a c**k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. "I saw it and said to myself, I've found my c**k! I've found my man!"

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