Are you sick of the dishonest liberal media constantly spreading fake news [1]? Do you cringe at the thought of any fact that isn't an "alternative" one that suits your beliefs [2]? Would you prefer to hear about imaginary terror attacks in Sweden [3] rather than the current refugee crisis [4]? Then Trump News Network is probably for you! Like Alec Baldwin on SNL [5], Jimmy Fallon [6] is choosing to deal with the everyday absurdity of our nation's president [7] with humor (a welcome change from humanizing a man [8] who brags about sexual assault [9]). His skit on The Tonight Show on Tuesday, though funny, feels all too real as he imagines a world with a Trump-owned news network. "It's the only news network that's 100 percent fair and 112 percent factual," he jokes, before warning everyone that a Godzilla attack on Finland is imminent.