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BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
John looks so much better clean cut. Jess looks like a trashy mess.
ruka ruka 10 years
you know, I agree with Seraphim, the make-up is terrible for her, it makes her look older than she really is, the tan is waaaay tooo much, she reminds me of the old lady that tans from the movie "there's something about mary", and the dress, (who cares who made it)looks like she is going to the Miss America beauty pageant,she's showing way too much bobbies!and for my last two cents worth, I think she looks more beautiful with blonde hair. she is so good looking! why ruin it by not being natural?
JKe895 JKe895 10 years
Awe! This is just oozing with sweetness!!! I love Jess and John!
Drewsfan Drewsfan 10 years
I love these two together, but they look terrible!
krisua krisua 10 years
She is SO ARTIFICIAL these days. Argh!
alieapple alieapple 10 years
John looks good, Jess does not. =|
jadedjocelyn jadedjocelyn 10 years
totally dig john's new hairdo
sailing-chick sailing-chick 10 years
like her, like him - the dress not so much
Imabeliever Imabeliever 10 years
Sandra Bullock is too nice a lady to be called a tranny whore like that!! LOL!!! Sandra is much more beautiful on her worst day then Jessica on her best day.
vireland vireland 10 years
Ughh...I love Jess...I'm rooting for her. I just want her to take it down a notch or two with all the make up and boobage.
aras8218 aras8218 10 years
She looks like Jackie Collins on Dallas, just to much. But John looks hot.
April_Alicat April_Alicat 10 years
Glad to see she's trying to glam up again but she needs to keep trying because she fell short and is starting to look like the new Anna Nicole.
junebrug junebrug 10 years
Oh god, I just noticed something: Jessica Simpson + dark hair + crazy bronzer = Sandra Bullock
junebrug junebrug 10 years
Babies, I was seriously feeling the same thing you were, I just didn't know how to phrase it politely. She looks Latina, which is wonderful -- if you are Latina. She just looks crazy fake with all that bronzer, like she's trying to be somebody else.
romes romes 10 years
I don't think too much of him and I think even less of her. He tried to hook up with her when she was married to Nick. This is the worst outfit she has worn. It just shows that she has no class. It was not appropriate for that event even though it was a designer dress.Ugh!
brunette4321 brunette4321 10 years
i love them together - whatever makes them happy - but lately i don't think jessice has the right lookin goin on :(
JLK JLK 10 years
Ok we get it Jessica,you have big boobs.
EdwinaTheLovely EdwinaTheLovely 10 years
He's looking quite handsome in my opinion, and she seems softer next to him. Those earlier photos have her so severe.
Nouveau-Jackie-O Nouveau-Jackie-O 10 years
I'm glad that John said adios to his inner hippie. Very nice;)
millzee millzee 10 years
I just hope she came away from that event with some notes on how to be classy from Eva Mendes, Renee Z, and others. Do you think she even noticed she was the only one there who looked like a straight-up tramp?
pennylane pennylane 10 years
She looks like a beauty pageant contestant gone wrong... and she looks shiny like she needs some oil blotting papers or something! John is a creep... I know some guys who opened for him one year and his managers wouldn't let him party and bring girls on his bus because it was "bad for his image" so he would go on the other bands bus and sit in the corner and be weird... and try to grope girls. I want Jess to go back blonde too:(
tati33 tati33 10 years
showing the boobs at a CLASSY event is tacky...they look like they are oooooooooozing look orange...and your face looks caked... yuck jessica...! why? no comment on john mayer... :blech:
running-home running-home 10 years
he looks like he should be in dawn of the dead. he always looks like he just climbed out of a coffin for whatever event his publicist or jessica made him go to. and she looks terrible. she looks like she rolled around in cheetos powder! she used be be really cute whesn she first came out and during newlyweds. and is it me or does she look like she has fake boobies now?
vmruby vmruby 10 years
She looks so hideous that i kind of feel sorry for her.I can almost hear the people that were there just laughing at her.What a mess......
miss915 miss915 10 years
i dont have anything nice 2 say
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