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John Mayer's Little Miss Sunshine

John Mayer's Little Miss Sunshine

Party in the city where the heat is on for Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. The two, who have maybe probably been quietly dating for at least a month, were spotted being generally adorable around the city this weekend. The couple hit the gym together to lift weights and take a yoga class. Awww, how fitness minded of them. People has more on their romantic Nobu date:

Simpson, 26, and Mayer, 29, longtime friends who've been linked off and on since the summer, chatted easily, and at a few points she leaned forward and he reached across the table to hold both her hands.

"They looked really cute together," says one witness at Nobu. "They were talking and laughing the whole time. She was constantly fixing herself to make sure she looked her best for him."

When the check came, she reached for her bag and he reached for his wallet. She, however, pulled out a lipstick while he grabbed the bill. After the meal, she took a trip to the ladies room, and when she came out, wrapped her arms around the much-taller Mayer and stood on her tiptoes for a kiss on the nose.

Forgive us for getting overly sentimental, but it's nice to see the cards play out in Jessica Simpson's favor for a change. She's had a rough year since her split from Nick and she and John seem like an odd but good match. Plus, not only does she look pretty smoking in that dress, but she's smiling, which has been all too rare for bubbly Jess recently. Fine, I'm a total sucker for the Simpson sisters. It's a sickness.


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JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 10 years
I hate jessica because she got f*cked by Jonny Knockville and that guy from Maroon 5 while married, she has a creepy dad, an unrecognisable sister and is currently thnking she is fooling everyone with this fake relationship. I give John 2 months to come to his senses and drop this ho'
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
:rotfl: I'm crackin' up at people who think 'they' have to tell other posters 'don't hate due to your inner biotcheness' :rotfl: :smelly:
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
:rotfl: @ karma has beat her in the face with the ugly stick. TOTALLY agree. There was a time when she was pretty, but the plastic surgery and the empty shell brain have pretty much done away with that.
SweetPeasMom SweetPeasMom 10 years
Oh, Chestica Duck Lips Butt Chin Parrot Nose Pimpson, at it again. :oy:
audreystar audreystar 10 years
chestica is actually joe simpson's naturally born son. :rotfl:
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Um no.....just Chestica, Paris, Liz Hurley, and Eva Longoria. Are you best friends with her or something? Why do you give a crap that I dump on her? This is a celeb and gossip blog and we ARE going to dump on people and praise some. Bottom line....chestica is NO talent brainless idiot. You get your panties in because I dump on her. Geez, some people take this so seriously. :oy:
lula29 lula29 10 years
Jenna V, You get your panties in a wad about most female celebs from what I've read on this blog.
Sami10 Sami10 10 years
Who designed this dress? Not good. The white should be on the inside and the dark pattern on the outside to give an hourglass look (as opposed to a square geometric block figure). Jess really could use a good stylist. I like her a lot but I think that she almost never gets it right!
JennaV JennaV 10 years
And I stand by my opinion that Jessica has horrible facial features and is fug. She looks like her father. Yes, she is an ugly personality and I LOATHE her.....but she is also not attractive. How can someone tell me who I think is attractive? I think David Cross is hot but it is fine if people think he is fug and I don't get my panties in a wad over it. Like Pad said.....opinions are like assholes....everyone has one.
RainbowCrayon RainbowCrayon 10 years
1) Jessica is Ugly. 2) The Dress looks horrid. It makes her hips look extra large. 3) It looks like there's a zit on her forehead, Though it might be a shadow. **~~Everyone who's anyone has been on sesame street.~~**
rossi23 rossi23 10 years
Maybe they like each other and they do have fun!! ooohh awful dress,awful hair!!! fashionista loves Vale...
PrincessLola PrincessLola 10 years
I agree Lula29, they may not be the best but I wish them happiness. :) BringbackBrilson
lula29 lula29 10 years
Have you guys ever read any of John Mayers' interviews. He's a smart guy, but he's a mess. And he likes them blond like this, good for him, he's probably having fun. Why can't people just date each other even if it won't last forever? Maybe they're having fun. My opinion stands. Sometimes I just think some women get not liking someone mixed up with that person being ugly. I don't think Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman in the world, but ugly is stretching it.
shoes4life shoes4life 10 years
Wicked Wicked 10 years
I totally imagined him being with someone else. Someone who isn't constantly "fixing" themselves.
PoohBare PoohBare 10 years
Boredatwork, I agree about the dres. By itself, I like it. But there is just something not right about it on her. It keeps making me think of Neopolitan ice cream for one. Maybe it is how it fits on her or that it is too long for her short stubbiness. I can't quite put my finger on what is wrong. Plus, her hair is a flyaway mess...
GolferGirl GolferGirl 10 years
I think Karma has beat her in the face with the ugly stick. She's usually pictured with a blank look on her face with a "duh" slack mouth. Don't like her or her pimp father. Not jealous--no reason to be.
stella84 stella84 10 years
Why John, just why?
serena serena 10 years
Seriously I think he's HOT! Am I the only one? I feel like he's got the upper hand & is playing mind games with her - oh, but didn't her mother say she was a genius to the press - that she had the same IQ as Einstein? LOL!! I couldn't believe when I read that!
Fantasia1 Fantasia1 10 years
what is that dress!
mar mar 10 years
I agree, the dress makes her look like a tree stump, but she has a cute figure underneath
Padraigin Padraigin 10 years
That dress makes her look frumpy and her waist look thick, which it is not.
MissRobinson MissRobinson 10 years
Oh heavens, THE TEARS. This is so heartbreaking. He is so great. I've loved John Mayer for years, this is just...disgusting. Shes such a stupid, pointless, waste of space. JOHN RUN AWAY, FAR FAR AWAY. Hurry before its too late!!
Ginger Ginger 10 years
Not since Jackson Browne and Daryl Hannah have I seen such a bad mis-match of a smart, talented musician hooked up with an empty headed blond bimbo actress. I don't like that dress on her and I have no sympathy for the drama queen's self-created bad year.
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