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Kevin Smith Made Some Enemies Today

Page Six reports that Kevin Smith had diarrhea of the mouth in a UK Maxim interview and said some stuff he probably shouldn't have. First he talks about some gross things Affleck would do just for kicks, and then he bashes Resse Witherspoon. I'm sure he is not going to be happy that these quotes are circulating around the Internet today. Below is most of the report from Page Six... Enjoy and I'm sorry if you can't get the gross image out of your head all day....

Smith explains: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the [bleep] was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his [scrotum] out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the [bleep] is wrong with you, dude?' What if it got out in the press that that's the kind of thing you do?' He's like, 'No one would ever [bleeping] believe you, sir.' " Besides exposing Affleck's scrotal shenanigans, Smith tells the mag about his hate for Reese Witherspoon, who was once rude to Smith's ex-girl friend, Joey Lauren Adams. "I was at some party with Joey . . . and Reese had just got a part Joey was hoping to get," Smith recalled. "Joey said, 'Hey, Reese — I just wanted to say congratulations. I think you'll do really great with the part,' and Reese just gave her this dead-eyed look and was like, 'Whatever.' What a [bleeping] [bleep]-bag!"

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