Lea Michele [1], who is "single and alone and lonely and desperate" according to Ellen DeGeneres [2], stopped by the comedian's show on Monday to play an illuminating round of "Who'd You Rather?" The Scream Queens [3] actress, who broke up with Robert Buckley [4] in July, not only revealed that she recently received a "great" lap dance from costar Taylor Lautner [5] (who she picked over John Stamos in the game), but that she also has a major crush on Michael B. Jordan (can you blame her? [6]). When prompted to pick Tom Hiddleston instead of MBJ, Lea laughed and said of Taylor Swift's recent ex [7], "He's got too much going on, I can't get with that." As for her final pick, we can confidently say that we totally understand [8].