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Linds Wants Sex and Mickey D's, Somewhere Marcy Playground Re-Writes Lyrics

Linds Wants Sex and Mickey D's, Somewhere Marcy Playground Re-Writes Lyrics

Lindsay Lohan may (finally) be laying low in rehab (I swear, she hasn't been shopping for days!) but that doesn't mean she has fewer cravings. It's what (or shall we say who) she's craving, however, that may be a little surprising. Through your brilliant powers of deduction (and the big picture directly below these words) you may have already guessed: Lohan wants herself some Brody Jenner. Until now, Jenner's conquests have remained from the reality television set, hitting up Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie, and LC from The Hills, so Lindsay Lohan? That's totally an upgrade in the fame department. Here's more: has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.

We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."

When asked by to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."

Brody has recently been seen out on the town with his ex, Lauren Conrad, but that doesn't mean he can't also provide Linds with the hot Chicken Nugget injection that she so desires. Hey, at least she's not fiending for the booze.


Join The Conversation
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
aw man, here I was yesterday sayin' nice stuff about this chick. She really should keep her 'sex' stuff private...we are all still trying to get over the hangy tootie part. :vomit:
christinafry christinafry 10 years
Um... how much LESS sexy can you get, flirting while you're in rehab. I mean, c'mon... I can't imagine being the least bit interested in someone who was trying to woo me from rehab...
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
:rotfl: at this whole post! ahahaha
Wicked Wicked 10 years
Obviously there aren't enough men to go around so she has to pick someone with three relatively known ex-girlfriends.
lorenashley lorenashley 10 years
Nasty little whore.
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 10 years
:ROTFL: at Padraigin.
Padraigin Padraigin 10 years
I need to hunt Molly down and stick some stupid song in HER head. I can't get rid of the Marcy Playground song.
tony20 tony20 10 years
Loved the chicken nugget injection! Love the sense of humor you bring to Popsugar, Molly!
DulceSkye DulceSkye 10 years
McDonalds and sex, instead sanity and sobriety. Rehab really seems to be working for her.
rubialala rubialala 10 years
She seems so desperate. They should show that movie with Sandra Bullock being a recovering alcoholic (28 Days?) in rehab and remind her that she shouldn't be in a relationship until she can care for a plant and a pet first.
JessNess JessNess 10 years
yyyeeeeeaaaaaa the is Lo in the picutre
nomerz nomerz 10 years
Nice work, dagfdc! I didn't even notice... I like Brody, he seems like a good guy. Even he seems to know that LL is bad news. Ick, what a hussy she is.
Neural Neural 10 years
:ROTFL: Hot chicken nugget injection.... You rock, Molly!
lindaloo lindaloo 10 years
If I didn't know better I would have thought this story was about Britney!
JustMe21 JustMe21 10 years
Will she sleep with anyone?
Lindsb Lindsb 10 years
I'm sorry.. :rotfl: hot chicken nugget injection!!!! Hahahahaha.. :rotfl:
chloe2 chloe2 10 years
Brody seems like such a player on the Hills. I love LC and hope he doesn't break her heart like J-Wahl did.
dagfdc dagfdc 10 years
That's Lo, Lauren's friend in the corner of the pic, so Lauren must be lurking around there somewhere. I'm so sick of Lilo.
bluesuze bluesuze 10 years
I agree, "Hot chicken nugget injections" HA HA!!! Molly u crack me up.
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
Hahahaha, Marcy Playground. I hope that song doesn't get stuck in my head just from the mention of it.
psucksliterally psucksliterally 10 years
he's a good looking loser and she's an idiot. Please shut up, Lilo.
cari907 cari907 10 years
idk if i like that so much "It`s weird to get dressed when you know you`re going to get everything off." Bridget Marquardt from The Girls Next Door
tifygodess24 tifygodess24 10 years
Hot chicken nugget injection.....HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You know how Lids loves her "injections..." LOL!! Molly does the best posts!
DCStar DCStar 10 years
Who would have sex with a guy wearing such a ridiculous necklace? You know it will be smacking LL in the face every time he thrusts.
SaRaH-22 SaRaH-22 10 years
run Brody run!!
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