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A Little Lindsay Cartoon

Lindsay Lohan's father has become an artist while in prison. Who knew he was so talented, but let's hope he really doesn't plan to help troubled teens. It just sounds like a really bad idea. The Lowdown reports:

In the 46-year-old Lohan's cartoon, these include money-grubbing lawyers with devil's horns, a prison guard, a paparazzo and an Ugg-booted woman who might be Lindsay's mom, Dina, or her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik. They're all tearing the daughter away from her dear old dad.

"Shame on you," declares the Lord Almighty, who's shown glowering and pointing from heaven. "Don't you know that some things are sacred!?!"

Also depicted - in see-no-evil, hear-no-evil, speak-no-evil poses - are Lindsay's younger siblings, Michael, Alina and Cody. On the back of the cartoon, the artist has scribbled: "The Spiritual Realities and Physical Elements of the truth behind this whole situation."

In his accompanying handwritten letter, Lohan - who's serving up to four years for drunken driving, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law bloody with a shoe - discusses his "stupid decisions," his new spirituality, an inspirational book he's written and his intention to help troubled teens through a ministry when he gets out of prison.

BWE has a hilarious break down of the cartoon which they are calling Lohan's Family Circus.

pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 11 years
I say Team Blohan would take Team Pimpson.
pinkangelmonkey pinkangelmonkey 11 years
it makes sense as to why ll never had a chance at normalcy!
jaxon jaxon 11 years
His shoe is off. Was that his way of referring to the whole beating a man with a shoe incident? I think the Blohans would take the battle. They've got that trailer park hustle while the Pimpson's have country backwoods slowness about them
Le-Luxe Le-Luxe 11 years
This is actually pretty comical. 1) Who knew he could draw so good and 2) I guess being LL is actualy worse than it seems...
MissRobinson MissRobinson 11 years
Stupid old man should stop drawing stupid pictures. Definitely need to be sent to the moon.
dvdsky81 dvdsky81 11 years
Wow. for some reason, as much as I hate LL, that was really sad. But I also just got done reading some depressing shit before I came to POP and this is the first thing I saw so...Im still in that frame of mind...I'll re-read it in about in hour and see how it hits
Baby_Lisa Baby_Lisa 11 years
I SO put money on her. I'm sure she's been in quite a few bar fights in her day...Pimp Daddy Simpson was too busy watching his daughters "develop" ewwwwww
Isabella-Welling Isabella-Welling 11 years
LOL u guys! sounds like a good idea!
caligirl1201 caligirl1201 11 years
Yep and did you see Dina Lohan? That manbeast is more of a man that Pimp Daddy Simpson, I think she could take him easily.
theotherhalfofme theotherhalfofme 11 years
Wonder who is that little dark shdowy person on top of the temple's steps!!
Baby_Lisa Baby_Lisa 11 years
That's funny Cali...I wouldn't be surprised!! :D
crispet1 crispet1 11 years
Abomb, they got damn big noses. I say we side with Jen--they can tie and be gone!
abomb88 abomb88 11 years
LOL crispet! "with their noses"
crispet1 crispet1 11 years
Jen, that would be the preferable outcome.
caligirl1201 caligirl1201 11 years
Uh-uh Blohans would win because they have that urban been used look. Also most of Blohan's family has served time.
jennifer76 jennifer76 11 years
What if they tie? Can we blast them both off?
abomb88 abomb88 11 years
That is hilarious! So true, but her father is just much a money-grubbing whore as her mom.
crispet1 crispet1 11 years
Pimpsons would win. They would gouge out the Blohans eyes with their noses...or whats left of them.
caligirl1201 caligirl1201 11 years
Whichever family's shirts sell the most is the one that gets to stay on earth, the other family will be blasted off to the moon never to be heard of again.
theotherhalfofme theotherhalfofme 11 years
the drawing is hilarious!! both teams should celebrity deathmatch, wonder who would win?
Kaciegrrl Kaciegrrl 11 years
LMAO, Cali.
caligirl1201 caligirl1201 11 years
Team Pimpson vs. Team Blohan shirts a Kitson's near you coming Fall 2006 :)
Isabella-Welling Isabella-Welling 11 years
her&her whole family r completely screwed up!
Kaciegrrl Kaciegrrl 11 years
The Lohans need to just disappear and take the Simpson cult, I mean, family with them!
caligirl1201 caligirl1201 11 years
He's going to help troubled teens? He can start with his own daughter and her posse
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