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Mayercraft Leaves Shore With Short-Shorted Captain John!

He's at it already. No sooner had the Mayercraft carrier set out to sea than John debuted his first ridiculous outfit of the trip — his captain's uniform complete with teeny tiny shorts to show off those long gams of his. He already revealed the details of his pre-cruise wax and it's a good thing because it looks like he'll be showing off some skin as they travel to Mexico.


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Amesabelle Amesabelle 8 years
Geez, it's a joke. Hasn't anyone seen Reno 9-1-1?
jaan_black jaan_black 8 years
so gay, is he serious lmao
italianblonde italianblonde 8 years
Sexy, haha. JK But you gotta love a guy that'll do anything for a laugh.
Danz Danz 8 years
lol maybe I'm as 'weird' as he is but I think it's hilarious. It's good to see that there are people who don't take themselves so seriously all the time and aren't afraid to look silly.
demi-serena demi-serena 8 years
i dont know if i should laugh, be disgusted,roll my eyes, or make googly eyes...
Audrey1974 Audrey1974 8 years
Love that Mayer humor! Wish I was there... PS: how can he be ann attention seeker? He was greeting guests with a funny "Capt. Stubing" bit. He's not walking from a car to a building with a jacket over his head.
Ginger Ginger 8 years
Good to see John back to his old pop star antics. He's got a sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously. Fans pay thousands of dollars to take a cruise with him for a few days, so it's unlikely they find this outfit as odd as some of the Pop posters think it is.
Shibi Shibi 8 years
He looks like Dangle from RENO 911. How un-manly can he be?
crystalvillage06 crystalvillage06 8 years
I think it's kind of funny. I am more concerned with all the posters who are using gay with a negative connotation. Not necessary.
MGMT MGMT 8 years
john mayer has got better legs than aniston you go girl publicity seeking girl!!
spicyaroma spicyaroma 8 years
You gotta laugh at that :ROTFL:
eveday eveday 8 years
At least he's got nice legs.
care0531 care0531 8 years
He looks like Skipper from the Love Boat!
yayi yayi 8 years
Not too bad!!!. After spliting with Jen I am starting to like him just like I used to. Jen was just using him Iam glad that John got his senses and pride back by realising that Jen was just using him to make Brad jealousy!!!
PensaGrey PensaGrey 8 years
How nice. Money well spent.
sidra5397 sidra5397 8 years
Maybe he's just trying to stretch his sea legs... I couldn't help but make that joke. Well at least he's having fun, right?
pinkprincess1101 pinkprincess1101 8 years
He looks disgusting, what the hell was Jenn thinking I'm glad she came to her senses and or glad he dumped her. Man joyment? Far from it.
wicca_08 wicca_08 8 years
Eek, he looks like a gay.
LOVE-ANGELINA LOVE-ANGELINA 8 years
Awwwwww John is a doll. Soo cute. I think he is funny. LOL. I am looving the short shorts.
pumpkinb pumpkinb 8 years
I'm not a fan of his but I like the humor he displays on his cruises. I think last time he wore the green Borat bathing suit - yipes! I appreciate goofiness
medenginer medenginer 8 years
Fire everyone on your payroll who let you be seen in this outfit much less try it on. This includes who sold it they should be ashamed. The newest not what to wear person for Clinton and Stacy.
outofhere outofhere 8 years
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Epuni Epuni 8 years
complete moron, he makes me ill.
OChottie OChottie 8 years
That's fricking hilarious. Wish the shorts were tighter. I love that he doesn't take himself too seriously. I'd love to be on that cruise.
SKC-Sparkle SKC-Sparkle 8 years
What an idiot - he gets dumber everyday.
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