• Miley Cyrus [1] stars in the trippy and creepy "Blonde SuperFreak Steals the Magic Brain" music video with Moby and Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips. It features Miley half-naked as she tries to get her stolen brain back, and she filmed it in bed while she was hospitalized earlier this year.
• Mila Kunis opened up about the "love of her life," Ashton Kutcher [2]. She said, "We all have movie star crushes. I'm marrying mine."
• Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd officially addressed their departures on screen [3]. Sherri said she had been planning to leave The View since the Spring, and Jenny said she'll be announcing her next project soon.
• Kim Kardashian talked about motherhood [4] and admitted that she just wants to spend time with her husband, Kanye West [5], and their family instead of working.
• J.K. Rowling just released a new Harry Potter short story [6] that revisits Harry as he attends the Quidditch World Cup final in his 30s. It is written as an article by gossip journalist Rita Skeeter.
• Justin Bieber shared an epic video of Tom Hanks singing and dancing [7] at Scooter Braun's wedding that you have to see:

• Raju the elephant, an animal that was chained and abused for 50 years, cried as he was released from captivity [8].
• A man raised $35,000 (and counting) on Kickstarter to make his first potato salad [9]. Yes, you read that right — for potato salad.
• A fan who fell asleep during a Yankees vs. Red Sox game is suing for $10 million. The defamation lawsuit is against the Yankees, MLB, ESPN, and two commentators who made fun of him.
• Your daily dose of cute: Is it hot out where you live? Cool down like this puppy did:

Source: Imgur [10]; Front Page Image Source: Getty / Jim Spellman [11]