Mindy Kaling brought her trademark one-liners and funny stories when she sat down to chat with Ellen DeGeneres [1] on Wednesday. The host questioned Mindy on her dating life, and she even got Mindy to reveal what she stole from the Vanity Fair Oscars bash [2]. Mindy, who stayed true to her hilarious self, didn't mind sharing what she took. "I have the same attitude about the Vanity Fair party, which is very fancy, that I did about parties when I was 14," she said. "I show up like 20 minutes early, they're still setting everything up, and I take and grab anything that looks like it might be for free." Find out what exactly Mindy grabbed, and then see the bedazzled gift Ellen gave her.