The Next Surreal Life
VH1 has announced the cast of the fifth season of The Surreal Life. This time the has beens include:
- the plastic surgery addict, Janice Dickinson currently a judge on America's Next Top Model
- Jose Conseco, the MLB athlete/author of Juiced
- Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa
- Bronson Pinchot who played Balki from Perfect Strangers
- Omarosa from The Apprentice
- model Caprice
- Pink's ex-boyfriend-motorscrosser, Carey Hart
After the annoying Ryan Starr and crazy Brigitte Nielsen season, I can no longer tune into this show about d-list celebrities trying to revive their careers. The good old days of MC Hammer are over.