Paris Attacked (by Manhattan Mini Storage Ad)
Paris may still have been looking very busty returning home after a night out on Saturday, but she has bigger things to worry about. There are mean-spirited ads for a mini storage company popping up on phone kiosks all over Manhattan causing Paris' people a headache. The ads depict a Tinkerbell look-alike with the tag: "Your closet's so shallow, it makes Paris look deep." The concerned folks over at Page Six alerted Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz who in turn informed her lawyer who immediately sent out a cease-and-desist. We can imagine it will be a pain to pull all the ads, but Paris' lawyers have a knack at making things happen. We imagine the guys behind her last mini-storage-related debacle know all about that.