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Paris is Full of Crap, Stupid, and Singing?

Paris had to go get her ass cleaned out again since she is clearly so full of it. She was spotted running from the Colonic Center before headed to the gym to try to lose even more weight. I don't know much about this stuff, but how often can you get this done? She was just there in the beginning of December. Dare I ask, how dirty can that ass be?

Anyway, Paris was in court for the heiress vs heiress case and she proved that she is a moron. She does not know that London is the UK and she made other ridiculous remarks like, "I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names," and "Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write." TMZ has more hilarious details on her court appearance.

In other Paris news, she is trying to cover up the court case debacle with her - about to be launched - music career. She spoke to aol music about the tracks on her album and even called her own songs "hot." I think it's time for Paris to launch a new tagline. She spoke specifically about a song called Jealousy about "A mean girl." The lyrics include "I thought you were my best friend/I thought we'd be together 'til the end.... You sold your soul for your fame/But you'll never walk a day in my shoes." Hmm, wonder who she is talking about.

Another great shot of Paris a little more relaxed so

JJB

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