Paris Gets Pissy
Popbitch's best story this week:
Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to him and said how much she liked his stuff.
Ricky: “Have we met before?�
Paris “Yes. I’m Paris Hilton�
Ricky “Oh, sorry Paris, I didn’t recognise you without a cock in your mouth.�
Exit Paris in a huff.
Can't help but laugh at that one but I still like the genius of last week's better.