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Paris Knows She is Like Dumb

When Paris' friend Joe Francis, famous for producing Girls Gone Wild, had his house robbed, LA police wanted to talk to Paris about the incident. They wanted Paris to remember the conversation she had with Joe at a party shortly after he was robbed. But Paris couldn't offer any help. She said, "Like I really . . . I don't remember. I'm not like that smart." We think Paris may not be the brightest but we also think she is a little smarter than she pretends. I'm thinking she is playing dumb but she sure does it well. Page Six reports:

"I like forget stuff all the time," she said.

Koman, however, jumped to Paris' defense and encouraged her to think again.

"Don't cut yourself short," he said in the tapes.

Hilton also told cops "private tapes" were stolen from her home - and that a mysterious caller wanted money for the hot goods.

"They . . . wanted money. They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something," said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad.

"So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."


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LaylaCams LaylaCams 10 years
I haven't watched it yet, but I'm going to. Did she talk live on the show or was it just phone converstations?
clepiau clepiau 10 years
Ugh, I watched the Dateline earlier. She is such a moron. I don't buy that she's really smart and I don't buy that she's really a nice girl.
LaylaCams LaylaCams 11 years
This whole story comes on Dateline saturday night. I have it Tivo'd of course.
Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 11 years
Like, I could have like, told her that. You know? Like, her English is like, worse, than like, most French people I know, like. :D LOL Sorry, just having a laugh at her expense!!!
Luna13 Luna13 11 years
WELL thats a shocker!!
My-Opinion My-Opinion 11 years
not me! I didn't even watch the first one. ugh* herpiville!
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 11 years
i hope not too my opinion.. but would any one still even care if there was one?
My-Opinion My-Opinion 11 years
lol, let's hope not pink*
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 11 years
I hope this doesn't mean a new Paris Hilton sex tape is going to be released.
My-Opinion My-Opinion 11 years
ooh, boobs almost to the elbow joints at 20 something with no kids, you hang like that????......BRA* OR ACTUALLY, I should say "with at a few kids".........ha, my moms' had 4 of us and is perkier than that.....................paris just makes me wanna hurl......so anything I can find wrong with her other than her beaky nose, painted on orange/tan and wonkey eye is just fabtabulous with me*
snixy30 snixy30 11 years
Like whatever like stupid like B*tch
clepiau clepiau 11 years
People who are just playing dumb show their smarts every once in a while. When you play dumb every single second of every day, though, you're just dumb.
jennifer76 jennifer76 11 years
Hmmm...that's cute when its coming from little blue Dory, not so much when its a giant beak nosed walking STD with flappers for hands and feet.
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 11 years
How could she forget. I think she plays stupid a lot.
mmm_humus mmm_humus 11 years
HAHA PAZ. You are a work of art mate. Gorgeous. Just simply the best. *gags* OKAY I LIE THROUGH MY TEETH .... she is like, so, like, like... like stupid! you know? *in annoying american accent* She fully needs to rack. I can't believe she said she was a 'marilyn monroe' of our era. DOUBT IT!
playsindirt playsindirt 11 years
But she has someone controlling her, helping her spin her stupidity into dollars.
Faye16 Faye16 11 years
I like that dress on her. At least she admits to being stupid, but that logic (about paying) was pretty smart, I guess, well for her.
MissRobinson MissRobinson 11 years
Amen! Ugly wonky stupid trash cake!! Go away!! And give me your money!! Give it to me and leave the earth!!
OhMy_SeeingStars OhMy_SeeingStars 11 years
MissRobinson, I agree. She always acts like she's really hot, but she's...not. Her head is too square, and she has wonky eye. She's not cute. I'm not saying she's ugly, but she's not cute. I laugh at girls like that, the not-so-hot girls acting like they are.
Jinx Jinx 11 years
LOL missrobinson!
MissRobinson MissRobinson 11 years
I wonder if she, like, knows that she's, like, ugly?
OhMy_SeeingStars OhMy_SeeingStars 11 years
Yeah Paris, tell us something that we don't know. God she's an idiot. And isn't that like the 3rd time she's worn that dress, but in a different color?
Mrs-Lachey Mrs-Lachey 11 years
ewwww she is like walking herpes
teddybear teddybear 11 years
I love her dress and I love the color pink.
honeysugar28 honeysugar28 11 years
Good ol' Paris.. Thanks for the laughs. Love ya beyotch!
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