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Michael Jackson acquitted on all counts. Wu hu hoo (said with white glove spinning grabbing hat into moonwalk)

NOT GUILTY: MJ was acquitted on all 10 counts. Take that white trash people who try to steal from the rich. I have to say, I know something is off with MJ, but I did not want to see him lose this case. These people just wanted his money and I'm psyched they lost. Now MJ can go back to his ranch and play with his animals!!!!

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