Bet you never thought you'd see a mashup of Zoolander [1] and the British royal family, right? Well, it's no secret that Prince George has some of the best facial expressions [2], so it's always fun to imagine what he's thinking [3]. And, well, just because, we decided to imagine what it might be like if Prince George said some of the best Zoolander quotes [4]. Keep reading for the ridiculous royal mashup you never knew you needed, then see what happens when Kate Middleton and Mean Girls collide [5] and check out all the cutest pictures of Prince George [6], who turned 2 this week!

"Ex-squeeze me?"

"Cool story, Hansel."

"You can read minds?"

"Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, OK, I knew that."

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."

"Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?

"I'm not an ambi-turner."

"But why male models?"

"Orange mocha frappucino!"

"What is this? A center for ANTS?!"

"Hansel . . . so hot right now."

"Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero."

"I think I've got the black lung, Pop."

"Mer-MAN!"