Did you think Rihanna [1] wasn't going to totally outdo everyone at the Met Gala? Do you even remember the gorgeous yellow monstrosity she wore in 2015 [2]?! The fashion icon and Bates Motel star [3] hit the red carpet on Monday night in a colorful architectural dress that will have piñatas everywhere shaking in their papier maché boots. Of the many, many daring ensembles [4] at the couture event, Rihanna's was far and away the best suited for the night's theme [5], Comme des Garcons designer Rei Kawakubo. Although the look didn't include a diamond bodysuit [6], it's the perfect outfit to scam a rich man out of millions [7], if you ask me.