It looks like those Federline-Spears babies just can't keep their mouths shut! I kid, of course, but both Us Weekly and Life & Style had this idea for their covers this week: Britney's Babies Need Help! I always find it a little odd when celebrity babies get magazine covers without their famous parents, but at this point people would rather hear about the cute boys than either Brit or Kevin. Inside Us Weekly focuses on the boys' health -- soda in the bottles, her desires to get their teeth whitened. Meanwhile L&S tells a sad story about her neglectful behavior, saying that she hands JJ off when he cries and that she has taught SP to deliver her cigarettes to her when she asks for "mommy's lollipops." Yikes, well if those stories are true, those cover statements are definitely right that the boys could use some H-E-L-P.