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Want to Laugh At Me? Who Should I Be For Halloween?

It's time for the second annual Make An Ass Out of Me Halloween bonanza! I asked for some help on Team (explained the history and showed off the super embarrassing video of my Britney/Matt Lauer reenactment), but now I'm coming to all of you. Fab's costume ideas are absolutely fantastic, but I'm all about looking like an idiot. Also, dressing like people you have to be a celebrity gossip aficionado to recognize. For example, I'm throwing out Violet Affleck and her Crocs, half Pete/half Ashlee and Kanye's Ego (dressing as a concept is always fun) as ideas, but I'm sure you've got better ones. Let me know in the comments and I'll run a little poll on Monday. That'll give me two days to get the oufit and make a fool out of myself. Happy Halloween! Thanks in advance for the help!

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ktacce ktacce 9 years
i love chris croker or heidi and spencer....
aistea311 aistea311 9 years
Go as Gwen Stefani and write "Kingston" on a tanktop and get a baby from Toys-R-Us and make it hang like a necklace or around your arm since she uses her kid as an effin fashion accessory.
trish0683 trish0683 9 years
I was actually going to go as Pat from SNL, but I didn't get the wig in time.
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Hahaha I saw a Britney Spears this weekend! It was an awesome costume, made me laugh my ass off :)
backfat backfat 9 years
Pete Doherty, duh.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
Britney makes it easy this yeah, but since you did her last year, maybe LL for this year.
whatwhatwhatt whatwhatwhatt 9 years
why not go as the pitiful 'WOMAN SCORNED"??? WAILING year after year?????
manu2007 manu2007 9 years
Lindsay Lohan
Molly Molly 9 years
Thanks for all the suggestions, funnnn! Robin and txla, I actually did Angelina back in 2005 it was fun (and I made that hot UN Ambassador shirt all by myself).
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
I still say Paris Hilton.
MamaD MamaD 9 years
Go as Britney dressed in a sundress and those cowboy boots. Then get a plastic grocery bag and put a diet coke, a baby bottle,a pack of cigarettes, some pampers and a bag of Doritos. In magic marker write "Diaper Bag" on the plastic bag and walk around looking all over and calling out "Sean? Sean Preston? Don't hide on Mama baby, where are you?" "Jaden,( then ask someone if you got the name right)Peek a Boo where are you?"
caryatid caryatid 9 years
no paris hilton suggestions? find some fashionable black and white striped outfit, handcuffs, alcohol, and car keys. done!
txlatina txlatina 9 years
RobinFabulous has a good idea, what I would do is get a bunch of baby dolls and find a way to strap them all to me in a ridiculous way. Like strap a baby in front, back, sides, and each of my thighs lol. And pushing a stroller is great too, even better if you can find a double or triple stroller :)
Ginger Ginger 9 years
Britney 2007 has so many options; Bald umbrella swinging, but with good eyeliner and lashes. Black sparkly bikini VMA with the bob. A fake jiggly stomach would add some humor. Britney about town, mismatched extensions clipped randomly, huge Starbucks, thrashed brown boots. Run the lip liner well past the lips for the latest look. Or you could be Heidi Klum, evening dress, bunch of kids, feathered blond hair, chanting "Auf Wiedersehen" Spencer and Heidi would be funny, but do that many people know who they are outside of the Mtv and gossip blog world? I only know of them from reading here.
creepupmytee creepupmytee 9 years
all these messy people.
PrincessTracy PrincessTracy 9 years
For sure a messy Britney!! Don't forget the big lips & starbucks cup and too tight/too short clothes and knappy hair...and big sunglasses...and an orange tan....haha
the-kiki the-kiki 9 years
Here's a concept idea for you, and one that's been really popular this year: go as rehab. Or, consider being a puh--personal umbrella holder--to the stars. Just carry an umbrella and run around holding it over people. Seriously, that's a real job.
ShopGal10 ShopGal10 9 years
you should be britney at the vmas...bra and underwear with fishnets and knee high boots. you should go around saying, "it's britney bitch!"
angelcakesugar angelcakesugar 9 years
I think going as Mary Kate Olsen would be a really easy costume and it would be easy to guess who you were going as. Just get those big sunglasses, a pair of really high heeled boots, a hat, and wear lots of clothes in layers.
indielove indielove 9 years
Gwen or Posh. those two are the coolest.
SweetPeasMom SweetPeasMom 9 years
I say dress as pregnant Christina Aguilera or Nicole Richie.
jaydog jaydog 9 years
You should be Jessica Biel... with an umbrella.
L_original L_original 9 years
You should go as Lindsay Lohan from how she looks in her mugshot, that would be funny. And have that stoned expression too.
demeter demeter 9 years
DCStar DCStar 9 years
OMG I'm so sad/excited that somebody else had the same idea as me...go as CHRIS CROCKER it would be HIlllarrrrious because of his innate patheticness. Plus what a cheap costume! Get a blond wig, wear tons of eye makeup and red lipstick, make sure to cry a lot and when things get quiet you get to yell "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOONE!" Oh, it's so perfectly embarrassing. You could also carry around a little camcorder to record and post your really important ideas onto YouTube.
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