Some of Hollywood's biggest celebrities attended the Oscars on Sunday, and while not everyone can go home a winner [1], most of them do get gifted with a ton of presents. The Oscars gift bags, which are put together by marketing company Distinctive Assets [2], are a hot topic every year, mostly due to the fact that they're always insanely over the top. While the company behind the bag has no affiliation with the actual show (the show actually sued it last year [3]), it never eases up on the glitz and glamour. Last year's goodies totaled more than $200,000 [4], and while this year's is significantly less than that (it comes in around $100,000), it still includes multiple vacations, jewelry, food, and tech gadgets [5]. Don't mind us, we'll just be slaving away at our day jobs trying to afford that one leather jacket from last season.
Private Stay at a Northern California Ranch
A Private 3-Day Stay at Lost Coast Ranch ($40,000)
Week-Long Stay at a Spa
A Week-Long Stay at Golden Door Spa [7] ($8,850)
An Italian Getaway
A 3-Night Stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria [8] ($5,000)
Personal Training Sessions
10 Personal Training Sessions With Alex Seletzky ($900)
Home Automation System
Oomi Home Automation System [9] ($599)
Gold and Diamond Bracelet
14 Carat Gold and Diamond OM Bracelet by Yoga Jewelz [10] ($595)
Handbag
Anteater-Patterned Handbag by Jules K. [11] ($370-$395)
Vaporizer
Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer [12] ($250)
Exercise Tracker
Elvie Pelvic Floor Exercise Tracker and App [13] ($199)
Cellulite Massage Mat
SweetCheeks Cellulite Massage Mat [14] ($99)
Skin Serum Set
Luminosity Skim Serum by Healing Saint [15] ($193)
Clothes From Belldini
A Personally Curated Wardrobe From Belldini [16] (more than $300 of merchandise)
Apples
A Case of Apples Each Month For Almost a Year From Opal [17] ($75)
Crayons
A 64-Count Customized Box of Crayola Crayons [18] ($13)
Pillow
Dual-Layer Pillow From Casper [19] ($75)
Motivational Wooden Box
A Bangarang Homemade Wooden Box Filled With Cards With Positive Quotes and Actions [20] ($40)
Chocolate
Drunken Fig Cake Bites From Chocolatines [21] ($35)
They also get hand-dipped chocolates from Chubby Chipmunk [22] ($45).
CPR Kit
A Personal Anytime CPR Kit [23] ($39)
An Assortment of Condiments
Organic Maple Syrup, Salad Dressings, Jellies, Mustard, and an Apron From Rouge Maple [24] ($280)
Clothes From Happiest Tee
Happiest Tee T-Shirts [25] ($89-$118)
Beauty Collection
The Complete Beauty Collection From Woosh [26] ($119)
Water Bottle
Fitness Bottle From Mous [27] ($28)
Earrings
Stud Earrings From Park and Buzz [28] ($35)
Plates
Plates From Slimware [29] ($30)
Underarm Patches
Dandi Underarm Patches [30] ($21)
Nourishing Cream and Cleansing Bars
Lifetime Supply of Pu-erh Tea Nourishing Cream and Cleansing Bars [31] ($31,200)
Children's Book
Curlee Girlee Children's Book [32] ($11)
Hydroxycut Platinum
Hydroxycut Platinum [33] ($30)
Foot Cream
Foot Cream From Medicare [34] ($25)
Board Game
Watch Ya' Mouth Board Game [35] ($20)
Sleep Positioner
Rest-Rite Sleep Positioner [36] ($17 for box of 7)
Fine Art
A Piece of Fine Art by Reian Williams [37] (Price Unknown)
Another Italian Getaway
Grand Hotel Tremezzo Three-Night Stay [38] ($5,000)
Energy Bars
Nitro-Tech Crunch Protein Energy Bars From MuscleTech [39] ($30)
Jewelry From Namira Monaco
A Pendant and Brooch Pole Star Constellation From Namira Monaco [40] (Price Unknown)
Pecans
A Jar of Pecans From the National Pecan Shellers Association [41] ($15)
Moisturizer and Foundation
A 10-Year Supply of Oxygenetix Moisturizer and Foundation [42] (Price Unknown)