We don't do these daily anymore, but when it's necessary we must call it out. So, here's where Chloë Sevigny loses me: is this dress one piece or two? Is that some sort of shrug? I haven't seen the back, so I honestly don't know the answer. Because while this is utterly heinous (and quite probably some designer's joke sold for thousands of dollars) it would be slightly better if she removed the sleeve portion. Okay, that's a lie, she lost me at the get go. This is awful. Just, just bad. Also, my totally gaudy mom wants her curtains back.