Sorry, but Joaquin Phoenix Is Not Engaged

During his appearance on Late Show With David Letterman, Joaquin Phoenix announced that he's engaged — however, it appears that it was all a ruse. After talking about his experience with yoga, Joaquin explained to Dave that he ended up falling for his yoga instructor. "This is the crazy part of the story. We started dating," he said, "and I think she's 'the one.' I proposed to her, and she said yes." He explained on Tuesday's Good Morning America that he lied in order to make himself seem more interesting: "I think my life's so boring, and it seemed like something exciting to talk about, and I wanted the audience to like me. They really like people getting married." He added, "I can get engaged again, if you like."