On proper hair care: "If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full — a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon's waning." — Elle magazine, March 2013
On keeping his costumes from Magic Mike: "I brought my entire wardrobe home. I usually do that with all of my films. Just for a keepsake. They're memories. And maybe they'll be valuable someday. Plus, you know what they're good for? When the kids get old enough to dress up for Halloween." — Men's Health, July 2012
On smelling good: "A man should smell like a man. I haven't worn deodorant in 20 years." — People magazine, November 2005
On his McConaugh-ssance : "I was like I didn't know what he said, but he was like you're on a McConaugh-ssance . And he went on, said it's an expression. I was like, Wait, wait, go back. What did you just say? He goes, McConaugh-ssance . I was like, I don't know what that is, but it sounds good." — Academy Awards press room, March 2014
