Joanne the Scammer
As a self-professed "messy b*tch who lives for drama," Joanne the Scammer has taken the social media world by storm over the last year, and for good reason. In multiple videos, Joanne speaks in a "Caucasian" accent and brags about her antics extorting credit cards, embezzling funds from unsuspecting men, and embarrassing her ex-boyfriend's new wife in public.
What to wear: A blond bob wig or a long, messy black one (emphasis on messy, obviously). Add a fur coat; a tight, long black dress; a pair of heels; and an expression that says, "I'm going to drain your PayPal account and I won't feel a single drop of remorse."