When it comes to the Academy Awards, no expense is spared for the A-list nominees. Whether the stars win or lose, they all get to go home with gifts, and this year's offering is all class. The 2018 Oscars gift bag — which is not sanctioned by the Academy but instead provided by LA marketing company Distinctive Assets — is valued at over $100,000 and includes everything from a 12-night trip to Tanzania to gum rejuvenation surgery, not to mention access to a new dating app called NeverMissed and $27 pepper spray (probably to take on the date with you).
There's even a "phobia relief session" so stars can conquer their fears and a levitating Bluetooth speaker, because who doesn't need one of those? Check out some highlights from this year's crazy, quirky Oscars gift bag, then see how it stacks up to 2017's.
6-Night Stay at Koloa Landing Resort in Poipu ($764/night and up)
International Expeditions 12-Night Tanzania Trip ($8,000 and up)
Week-Long Stay at Golden Door Spa ($8,850)
NeverMissed Dating App Exclusive Access (free in the app store)
Luxury Villa at the Avaton Resort in Halkidiki, Greece ($470/night and up)
Southern Wicked Lemonade Flavored Moonshine ($13 for eight)
10,000 Bowl Donation and Bags of Pet Food to an Animal Shelter of Their Choice From Halo, Purely For Pets