It's been quite some time since the epic mystery of who drew the dicks [1] on American Vandal [2] came to a close, and now we can officially relay to you that a new caper is on the way. In season two [3], the Emmy-nominated true crime satire sees documentarians Peter (Tyler Alvarez) and Sam (Griffin Gluck) [4] investigating a Catholic high school where the entire student body ended up pooping uncontrollably one day after lunch. Apparently someone slipped a little something into the cafeteria's supply of lemonade: The Turdburgler. (Does a better TV show exist?)

"Most of us just sh*t our pants right in front of everyone," a student tells the camera, before another warns, "It's poop — but it goes a lot deeper than that." Later, a police officer also gravely tells Peter and Sam, "This was the worst thing I've seen in 20 years." So, in other words, it looks like American Vandal has a good chance of winning another Peabody Award [5].

Check out the first trailer above before season two arrives on Netflix on Sept. 14.