There are plenty of reasons to watch Scream Queens [1], which premiered Tuesday on Fox: the Kappa girls look like our cartoon idols [2] and all the dudes are undeniably crazy hot [3]. Even if you didn't tune in, you might be the least bit curious about Ariana Grande [4]'s role on the show. Chanel #2 is her first TV part since Sam & Cat went off the air, and it's a weird one. She's definitely present in the pilot, but she doesn't have a ton to say. Presented without commentary, here are all of Grande's lines.

"I'll see you ladies in bio. I have a colonic at 10."

"I love a creepy collage."

"Look, we're all just freaking out, OK? Let's just rub our fingers together and promise to keep quiet."

"Wait, what about STDs? What if one of us has, like, genital warts or chlamydia or something?"

"I can't do this. I can't stay silent. Somebody murdered Ms. Bean and someone is going to find out and I want to be a network newscaster."

"I'm calling my mom and I'm going home."