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Arnold Schwarzenegger Recites Lines on Reddit

Arnold Schwarzenegger Went on Reddit and Made Hilarious Videos of Himself

Arnold Schwarzenegger went on Reddit this week, and at the partcipants' request, proceeded to make fantastic videos of himself reciting some of his famous lines. Schwarzenegger was promoting his new release, Escape Plan, which is cool, but I'll pretty much take any excuse to watch him angrily belt out lines like "It's not a tumor!" and "Put that cookie down!" Take a look at the videos he posted of himself, then tell us which line you wished he'd recited — and don't even pretend you wouldn't have loved to hear his very best line from 1994's Junior: "Does my body disgust you?"

Put That Cookie Down!

From 1996's holiday comedy Jingle All the Way.

Who Is Your Daddy and What Does He Do?!

From the 1990 classic Kindergarten Cop.

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It's Not a Tumor!

Also from Kindergarten Cop.

I Hope You Leave Enough Room for My Fist . . . NYAARGH!

From 1987's The Running Man.

Crush Your Enemies

From 1982's Conan the Barbarian.

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