There's only one thing better than the premiere of The Bachelorette [1], and that's the second episode! JoJo has selected her contenders, and a villain is already emerging among the group. (He may or may not be a competitive deli meat eater.) JoJo got her makeout on (you go, girl), and they even put out some literal fires. Here's our reaction to every juicy moment of the second episode, and if you missed the premiere, you really need to go back and find out what happened [2].
When You Realized the Drunken Canadian Was Still Around
Whenever Chad Spoke
When the Limo Was on Fire
When Wells Was Dying in a Very Real Way
When the Guys Were Singing About JoJo Back at the House
When Graham Won the Fireman Competition
I mean, how embarrassing would it be if he lost to a non-firefighter?
When She Made Out With Luke
When Chad Said He Warns Girls About the "Nice Guys"
Then When He Made Some Metaphor About Protein Shakes
Then When He and Luke Were All, "I Knew You Were Cool, Dude"
When Chad Was Speaking During the "Press Conference"
Then JoJo Was All, "I Like Him"
And the Hosts Gave Him Second Place
Every Time JoJo Said "Amazing"
When Chad Got to JoJo Before the Rose Ceremony Even Started
Then When He Was Eating All the Meat
When Alex Said the Rose Should Be Given to the Best Bachelor in America
When Chad Got the Final Rose
