If you're not completely sold on this season of The Bachelorette [1], then we weren't watching the same premiere on Monday night. JoJo Fletcher made her debut as the titular single lady and was promptly romanced by 26 suitors [2]. OK, she was definitely excited by some (hey, Jordan) more than others. Take a look, and make sure you're following the cast on social media [3] — we are.
When They Flashed Back to Ben Rejecting JoJo
Then When It Transitioned to JoJo on the Beach in a Bikini
When the Former Bachelorettes Showed Up to Give Advice
When Kaitlyn Was All Ashamed of the "Mistakes" She Made
When the Firefighter Made a "Light My Fire" Pun
Then When You Realized It Was Just the Beginning of a Pun-Filled Episode
When Jordan Was Talking About His Brother, Football Superstar Aaron Rodgers
When the Erectile Dysfunction Guy Started Talking About His Career
When JoJo Stepped Out of the Limo
When That Guy Made a "Scottish Below the Belt" Joke
When the Guys Were Being All B*tchy About Each Other
When That Guy Brought His Own A Cappella Group
Then When That Guy Brought Coconut, the Unicorn
Figuring Out Which Guy Will Be the Next Bachelor
Trying to Look Anywhere but JoJo's Cleavage
At the First Kiss With Will
At the First Kiss With Jordan
When That Guy Had to Explain Damn Daniel to Her
At the Whole Belly-Button-Poking Controversy
When the Canadian Got "White Canadian Wasted"
Then Took Off His Shirt For the Camera
When the Guys Started Invading JoJo's Confessional Space
When She Was Sitting on Santa's Lap
When the Superfan Brought Up How Olivia Got Left on an Island
When the Rose Ceremony Begins
Then When Jake "I Chose Vienna" Pavelka Showed Up
Then When He Was Just There to Give Her Advice
When the Guys Were Still Hating on the Kilt
When She Gave Daniel the Naked Canadian a Rose
When They Showed Scenes From This Season
Right After the Show Ended
Then an Hour Later, in Bed Thinking About What You've Just Witnessed