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Bad Idea of the Week: Men Lose Virginity, Dignity to Paris and Jenna


"When you win it, you lose it!" Your virginity, that is, along with your self-worth. Rumor has it that Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson are involved in a reality television show in which virgin guys compete to "lose it" to the two girls. According to TMZ:

Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp.

To help stock his TV larder, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; soliciting actual, live virgins in those cities.

To see this virgin want ad,

Of course, it's likely that this is a hoax. I mean, come on. I know Paris recently lost a whole bunch of her personal belongings because she can't be bothered with things like bills, but this seems like a new dumb low.

Still, if this baffling project actually comes to fruition, I have questions:

  1. How does one verify, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that these young men are, indeed, virgins?
  2. How can we ensure that no lovechild, conceived in the throws of reality TV-induced passion, results from this "prize?"
  3. These poor guys understand that if they do, in fact, engage in relations with Paris Hilton, they ruin numerous chances of future sex, right? No good girl goes where Paris has gone before.

Like a Tigger tattoo, this will look incredibly foolish when these guys are wrinkly old men with grandchildren.

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